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I've spent a lot of time experimenting, inventing, researching, and reading the 'penis enlargement' programs. All the programs rehash the same old stuff with, typically, very poor writing. This next section fills you in on some of the other ideas that are, or have been, floating around.

I invented this a few years ago. You take a piece of latex (i.e., from a swim cap) and wrap it around your penis, and then attach a weight to it. You can also roll it onto the end of a broomstick, roll it off so it looks like a condom, and roll it onto your penis. (See Old stuff link if you want details.) It's awkward, and limited, but better than...

This was my first homemade knockoff, and it's surprising - considering how limited this design is - how many commercial devices use this principle. It twists the penis head upward with a vengeance, puts a lot of pressure on the dorsal area, where veins and nerves run. Basically, it's pretty dangerous, but it served him well :-)

Somebody told me about using a rubber pipe clamp. He substituted foam pipe insulation and put it on my web site. Someone else improved on the design. Pretty cool the way these things develop. Foam pipe insulation is comfortable and warm. Though a bit awkward to attach and remove, this is comfortable and cheap, and allows considerable weight to be used. It's not clear clamp is in this photo. If you use a hose clamp, fit your electric screwdriver with a non-slip screwdriver blade (flat part in a cylinder of metal to prevent it coming off the screw and potentially gouging you).

If you're impressed by the Penis Plus (www.penisplus.com), here's an easy way to try it for a fraction of the cost. All you need is an Ace bandage and a little extra padding.

The taut line hitch is a great a knot that will serve you in many other ways (tying down loads on cars, for example). Here's a diagram (thank you, Boy Scouts!):

Photo: Peabody

If you're impressed by the Circle Device (www.dfranceinc.com), it's not to hard to muster up some light weight and wrap it onto to little Johnny for a test drive. Peabody told me about golf club weights, which you can get at a sporting goods store (or perhaps WalMart). In the picture, he's secured them with the swim cap.

Do this for fun, but don't get your hopes up for permanent results anytime in this century (or the next), despite the donkey dicks in the ads.

Pumping can feel great, and makes your dick real big for an hour or two afterwards before all the gains go away.

But it gives little if any permanent result, plus you have the risk of blisters, discoloration, bruising; risk of burst capillaries; risk of temporary impotence.

Expensive and dangerous.

No, it is NOT possible to make the penis longer through surgery (unless they come up with a penis transplant). It's basically an illusion. Though surgery techniques may be improving, why bother when you can get a bigger penis for, at most, a few dollars?

The procedure to "lengthen" the penis is by cutting the suspensory ligament. This gives the appearance of a longer penis but does not actually increase its length. It also makes the penis more unstable during intercourse and in do course more susceptible to injury. This surgery leaves a permanent scar. And a lower angle of erection (provided the surgeon doesn't screw up, and you never have an erection again). And - surprise! - without weights* after surgery, a person's penis may become shorter than before, as the body repairs the butcher's damage.

The other method of enlargement is by injecting or grafting fat from elsewhere on the body around the penis to create a fatter penis. This gives the appearance of a fat, wide penis but not longer. These procedures are not recommended and have very high complication rates.

*Question: if weights alone produce genuine lengthening, why would a greedy, selfish plastic surgeon ever recommend surgery? Especially if he's going to tell you to use weights afterwards? And especially since the weights do the job on their own?

This is another of my inventions that I abandoned fairly quickly. It was based on some story from Papua New Guinea. It uses foam pipe insulation. I got the biggest scare of my PE career when I attached a couple of pounds to this and forgot about it for a while - it really looked like I had done permanent damage.