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Contents |
- Penis Anatomy
- Manual Penis Enlargement Exercises
- Manual Penis Enlargement Routines
- Mechanical Penis Enlargement Techniques
- Appendices
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Vacuum Penis Pumping |
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Put tube over dick. Pump air out of tube. Donkey dick! Next day, donkey dick becomes dinky dick. Some people claim permanent results are possible - for some reason, they always seem to be the ones selling pumps.... If you decide to make this a hobby, you'll probably end up one of their customers. Do this for fun, but don't get your hopes up for permanent results anytime in this century (or the next).
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Pumping Pros and Cons |
What's good about pumping
- Pumping can be fun. And it can feel great.
What's bad about pumping
- Much effort, little if any permanent result
- Discouraging (temporary results only)
- Risk of blisters
- Risk of burst capillaries
- Risk of temporary impotence
Unless... what if you hang weight from the pump? A company in England makes such a device (Powerstretch), and claims wonderful results (surprise, surprise) with people hanging up to 24 pounds. The Grip is a vacuum/weight combo, and the nice folks selling it also claim (surprise, surprise) wonderful results. In this case, the vacuum is simply used as an attachment device.
A swim cap is cheaper and easier.
If you want to play with it, have fun. Here are instructions to get you started, and save you a hundred bucks or so.
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Making Your Own Vacuum Pump |
Materials
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Cost ($US) |
| Tube of Lexel caulk (because it has a clear tube. You can also use an opaque tube). Caulk tube is 1-7/8" inside diameter. |
$4? |
| Waterproof tape (first aid or electrical) |
$1 |
| Bicycle inner tube - fattest you can find (Kmart, etc.) |
$2 |
| Hand-operated fluid pump from auto supply store. If you can find a trigger-type (one-handed operation), so much the better. |
$10? |
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Risk of temporary impotence. |
Assembly
- Empty caulk tube. Clean thoroughly. Lexel tube requires mineral spirits or citrus-based cleaner. It's messy! Water based caulk is much easier to clean out, but tube is opaque.
- Wrap tape round the base of caulk tube. Build up 1/4 to 1/2. This keeps the tube from "biting" when vacuum is applied.
- Stretch 5" of inner tube over the tape and up the side of the tube to make a good seal. This takes some work, but makes for a tight seal.
Use
- Attach pump tube to nozzle.
- Apply lubricant to BOTH SIDES of inner tube. (Why? Try lubricating just one side, pumping, and getting back out again - ouch!)
- Insert limp dick and pump. You should get a tight seal within a few minutes - hold tube against body if it helps. Get hair out of the way or use more lubricant if you don't get a good seal.
- No need to shave pubic hair!
Don't overdo it!
Get info: there is a site called the Vacuum Pumpers Forum, often extremely negative, which seems to attract people who are into perversity. I don't recommend it, but then I don't recommend pumping either.
WARNING: Pumping can produce temporary impotence, painful lymph blisters on the glans of your penis, discoloration or bruising, and bleeding from burst capillaries.
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Magic Mouth |
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Potential for the most intense orgasms you ever experienced...
- Cut your piece of inner tube longer - six to eight inches.
- Lubricate both sides!
- Loosen one end of the pump hose and play with the pressure
- Try not to cum - good luck ;-)
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